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New Jersey

The best state in the country. Is often dissed by Pennsylvanians because of the infamous "Fifteen Miles of Universal Fart" but I'd sure as hell rather smell that than cow manure and all the other shit PA has to offer.

PA Native: You're from Jersey huh? What exit?
Jersey Native: 98, fuck-you-very-much.

by A Jersey Girl Stuck in PA December 9, 2004

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