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To put your Liquid of anything like Water,Coffee,Kool-aid,Slurp Juice,Cum,Lava
Person 1:I will now get my cup to put Liquid and drink it
Person 2:I also have a Cup
A succubus but in a Holy way
When Male people see her, They Immediately try to have intercourse with 166 which does not Stress 166.
166 is Seriously into Christianity and used to be a Nun before being dragged to the foundation, while she was in her stay she requested Holy Items in which only 1 was refused which was a Priest to let her confess her sins.
Intercom in SCP-166's Containment Chamber:Attention D-4323 Please enter the Containment Chamber
*D class enters the Chamber*
SCP-166: *Looks at D-4323*
D-4323 in his mind: Oh shit my pp is gonna get hard
*D-4323's Private part suddenly starts to expand at a fast rate*
SCP-166: *Shows no distress*
D-4323: *Dashes to SCP-166*
Security Guard: *Fires the P90 to prevent a Horrible event*
D-4323: *Fuccin dies*
Female Researcher: Nice.
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The Supreme Leader in North Korea who Made Dictatorship possible in that country ,Very Fat and Ugly Plays Rocket League all the time
Person 1: Hey Whos Kim Kardashian?
Person 2: You dont Wanna Fricking know
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A Mod for Half-Life That made Black Mesa, Into Black Meat and made it More Retarted than usual with Black People with big ass Afro's.Security Guards are Russian or Serb's.
This Mod also exists in the game Black Mesa but its more wackier thanks to the graphics.
Heres the Weapons:
(I'm listing the Weapons from the Black Mesa mod)
Gun Slot #1
ANAL FISTING (Fists or the Crowbar its pretty cool)
Gun Slot #2
Pingas (a literal Penis, The Glock)
Finger Gun (The Magnum)
Gun slot #3 A "Normal" SMG (shoots extremely fast with 999 Bullets)
Shotgun (Just a normal shotgun but when you reload it goes FUCK!)
A "Normal" Crossbow (Also shoots extremely fast but in 50 shots)
Gun Slot #4
Nuke (really big Missile and the Explosion is very "Great")
Tau (A normal tau but when you Charge it, It plays "Everybody get on the floor!Everybody walk the dinosaur!" But every half second the pitch goes faster)
Doritos (the Alien Grunts weapon, This gun is pretty OP it can even kill you.It also shoots Unholy Fast)
DO NOT USE (Basically the Gluon Gun but with the Power of your hand)
Gun Slot #5
Mentos and Pepsi (Yeet a Mentos mint into the Pepsi and throw the Pepsi)
Laser Tripwire (Nothing happens)
Communism (Grab a Exploding Hazard Banana, And yeet it off.you can throw as many as you want then push the Trigger to Activate all of them)
Sargent Hartman (when you Select it it Immediately says "DO YOU SUCK DICKS" it also says this when you throw it and when it tries to attack anything.)
Just wait when Desinc Plays Crack Life
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