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On really hot days, when you've replenished your deodorant too many times, and it is on so thick that when get in the shower you have to scrape it off with a putty knife.
"Dude, put your arms down. You're rocking the pit putty right now!"
That moment after having an orgasm where you think you really like the person, and then you take a nap and wake up and realize you were just orgasm drunk from all the feel good body chemicals that having an orgasm produces and that you really don't like the other person at all, and you should never, ever make promises while orgasm drunk.
I thought I wanted to go on a date with this guy, but then I realized I was just orgasm drunk.
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