giant condor

A flying ugly-ass forgettable monster from the Godzilla film franchise, and only appeared once which was in Ebirah, Horror of the Deep, or Godzilla vs. The Seamonster.

Person 1: “Look! It’s a giant bird!
Person 2: “No dumbass it’s a giant condor!”
Person 1: “It’s the same fu-

Fred Patten

The man who caused my eyeballs to catch fire thus making me fall over the railing leading to my skull to split in two like a chunk of wood. He created the furry fandom.

“We need our top assassins to deal with Fred Patten.