nintendo ds

The superior half of the PSP/DS handheld contest.

If you're lame and you prefer graphics over gameplay, get the PSP.

However, if you want a very innovative handheld system with many addicting and wonderful games with wireless multiplayer and online support, Nintendo DS is for you.

omfg i wil get t3h psp cuz it got gr4fffffixs and gta on it omglol yes!

It's no contest that you're going to be more intelligent if you choose the Nintendo DS.

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bob saget

A comedian you would think is the world's biggest poof due to his soft-headed roles on America's Funniest Home Videos and Full House, but actually has a really risque act. Also the object of a silly cult at www.bobsagetisgod.com.

Bob Saget is god?

Why that's ENLIGHTENING!

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as seen on TV

A phrase seen on products which is the only means of persuasion for this company to get you to buy a piece of shit.

WO! This Grabbo-Arm can hold a spoon to scoop out pudding with ease! This product was "AS SEEN ON TV"! I should probably buy it!

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1234567890

The row of numbers on a keyboard.

You'd be surprised how many people I've heard ask where the "10" button was.

wtf 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-0 where's the 10.

1234567890

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Civil War

One o'dem fancy "wor battle." Mah Conf-fedda-rit ancestry got tired o'dem lazy, drunken, slobs o'da nawth. General Lee put up some good fightin' for a while, but got bored with how the Nawth were a little dull in tha head. He gave up, and it 'twas a nudder vic'try for 'ar ancestry. T'day we still strong as the CON-FEEDDER-IT STATES O'A-MARE-KA.

bless tha lawd we won that "civil war battle" o we wouda got no mo' niggas to run the fields.

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