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When you're doing the deed, you pull out, and shake your dick like you're shaking a parmesan cheese can while you ejaculate on your partner's face.
Guy 1: "Eyy, what happened with you and that girl last night?"
Guy 2: "Maaaan, she let me hit without a rubber. But it's cool, I gave that thot the Shakey Cheese."
Guy 1: "LMFAO, NICE! ð"
A phrase used when you're sexually aroused by someone.
"Daaaamn, that girl over there is fine! She's looking funny as hell!"
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A slang term referring to excessively rough sexual intercourse; rough sex.
Katie: "So how was your night with Jimothy?"
Stacy: "Ooooo, he gave my kitty the ol' 'Ram Jam Slam'!"
When you're on top of your girl getting your strokes in, you do a pose that looks like Spider-Man crawling. Right when you're about to nut, you pull out, shout, "MY SPIDEY SENSES ARE TINGLING! GO, WEB, GO!", and sling that nut in her face.
(Bonus points if you actually wear a Spider-Man mask the whole time.)
Johnny wanted Katie to always remember him. So he decided to "pull a Spiderman" on her the first time they made love.