Cockatoo

A species of Avian that has a distinct amount of capabilities and mindsets. The bird itself is very bright and gleaming with happiness and joy.

Its favorite past time is to scream at quite literally fucking everything. It will verbally abuse anything it sees move, from a human opening the fridge, to a leaf falling off a fucking tree.

Even if you treat this creature with the utmost respect and adore it heavily, touch this nigga and you'll lose a finger, promise. This thing will chase you down your own house and make it a 6-course meal. But no no no, you think the thing eats? Every plate of food is just another thing to insult to this pathetic fucking mistake of an animal.

Its favorite choice of vocabulary is usually a single sounding screech that sounds somewhat like the word "Rat."

If it wants to consume an item of food to survive, it will alert you. You may ask "What is this miraculous work of nature's signal that it is hungry?" Well, it is simple, it will just climb up and down its cage for about 20 minutes to 3 years at a time, because what else is it gonna fucking do, it's a worthless fucking specimen. If it is not in a cage, you will simply become the food, and it will tear you to shreds with its stupid fucking talons.

I fucking hate that Cockatoo, fucking worthless organism

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Darude - Sandstorm

The song goes like this.

SWOOOOOOOSSSSHHHH........
DA DA DA DA DA DA.....
DE! DA DA DA DA DA......
DE! DADADADADADADADADEDEDADADADADADADADEDEDADADADADADADADADEDE!
DA DA DA DA DA DA! DA DA DA DA DA DA! DE DE DE DE DE DE! DO DO DO DO DO DO!
DA DA DA DA DA DA! DA DA DA DA DA DA! DE DE DE DE DE DE! DO DO DO DO DO DO!
DA DA DA DA DA DA! DA DA DA DA DA DA! DE DE DE DE DE DE! DO DO DO DO DO DO!
DA DA DA DA DA DA! DA DA DA DA DA DA! DE DE DE DE DE DE! DO DO DO DO DO DO!
DA DO DO DO DO DO DO DE DE DA DO DO DO DO DO DO DE DE DA DO DO DO DO DO DO DE DE DA DA DA DA DA DE DA DO DO DO DO DO DO DA DE!
BSWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Whats the song at 4:32?!?!

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"Its Darude Sandstorm."

"Darude - Sandstorm"

"Dude its Darude Sandstorm"

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