holy loller

n. Used as a disparaging term for a member of any of various religious denominations in which spiritual fervor is expressed by laughing out loud or, in some cases, merely saying "el oh el".

Person One: ...So I prayed for a while, and then Jesus gave me this brand new car he took off an unrighteous sinner! LOL!!! I love the Lord!
Person Two: Oh Person One, you're such a holy loller.

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mobile

Term used by amateur radio operators to denote that the operator is driving in the car. When operating morse code, amateur operators send an abreviated "/M", which comes out sounding exactly like "shave and a haircut, three bits."

kr9uz de nz4fk/m. just slammed into a parked car. must stop transmitting code from the /m. sk kr8uz de nz4fk k

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Paynas

The phalic object that hangs off of a male.

I wud lurv som hardcor paynas!

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label

Word used to define groups wich are different from the majority. olmost always spoken out loud by the "cool" people, but most people do it in their head without them knowing.
The labeled person will olmost always dissagree, because the labels are always the extreme image of their ideals, or because they just look like the label, but do not share there ideals.

Labelling is always wrong, because it is NEVER accurate

-he weirs black! he is a goth
-his hair is standing up straight! he is a punk
-she's a cheerleader! she's prep

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pooze

To penetrate a surface with the penis.

To pooze the eyes is synonymous with skullfucking.

"That hooker in Se7en got poozed up real bad!"

"I'm so manly I could pooze a brick wall!"

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BitTorrent

BitTorrent is a popular file sharing program. It is most commonly used for large file downloads, such as movies and operating systems.

BitTorrent is also one of the most dangerous file sharing programs out there. With any download, you will recieve a small text file with the words "tracked by (webpage, eg: demonoid.com)". That webpage keeps a list of users IP addresses so other users can connect to them. This list of IPs is easily easily accessible to orginazations like the MPAA or the RIAA. In fact, nearly everyone who downloaded the partial source code for Microsofts' Windows platform recieved a letter from Microsoft.

Hey man, the MPAA busted my ass on BitTorrent!!!

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tounge

How stupid people spell the word "tongue."

Is it really that fucking hard?

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