paulk

This last name is always mispronounced even though it’s just Paul with a k. A Paulk is someone who is familiar with planes and is always willing to fight. They stand for what’s right and question everything even if the thing in question is plainly in their face. A Paulk also is funny always making dad jokes whenever they have the chance. A Paulk works hard even though others say it’s pointless. They also are athletic and often have a creative occupation like an artist, teacher, or engineer. They are the descendants of the whales.

Girl 1: Whoa is that J Paulk? He’s so muscular, he is so a star athlete.
Girl 2: Yeah, he’d be every girls choice if he wasn’t always make those weird jokes. I mean no one thinks it’s funny!