Woman

Something that belongs in the kitchen or the bedroom. Should not be driving. Should not be on the internet, as there is no computer between the bedroom and the kitchen.

Some women should not be allowed to talk. Their brain is ruled by emotions and hormones, and become very unstable during certain times of the month. Should be making men sammichs. Should bring a beer to their partner when he enters the door after a long day of work, and should also allow their partner to get some action whenever he desires.

Your mom is a woman.

Guy 1: Dude, I'm hungry.

Guy 2: WOMAN!

Woman: Yes, my dear?

Guy 2: Make me and my friend a sammich. Then head up to the bedroom for some action later.

Woman: Yes, my dear.

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