Jacob Renner

A man who is the best precision machinist in the world. Always rolls coal and fucks big booty bitches every night of the week in his combine as he is harvesting the corn to feed the poor of the United States, a country that he loves dearly. Jacob Renner loves his family more than anyone else in the world, especially his stepsister. He loves Coors light or Keystone beer, the amount of beer he consumes is the stuff of legend. He loves to drive fast in the F-250 flatbed truck that makes all the girl's panties drop at the sight of him rolling coal. Uttering the phrase 7.3 Liter is enough for any man to drop to his knees and pray that you may be saved by the reckoning that will come. However, Jacob is considered a closeted homosexual by some as he drove with only red tractors this harvest even though John Deere is the meta.

Jacob Renner rolls coal on his way home after eradicating all Chevy's, Dodge's, and economy cars and saving all the children from the burning down orphanage.

Paperclippin

The act of taking a paperclip and shoving it up your urethra. This may cause side effects such as blood urine, blood semen, and screaming bloody murder. This act is a minority kink in the sexual community and is only practiced by only the kinkiest of men (especially by homosexual men, bisexual men, or straight men).

A homosexual man was practicing paperclippin for the very first time tonight!

he peed blood for several days after.