diarrhea

When lots of wet shit shoots out of yo anus.

Gee, its Bree!

When you think your friends are joking

but your pants are brown and soaking:

Diarrhea, diarrhea.

Now you think you're feeling better

but you keep on getting wetter:

Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When you're walkin down the hall,

and you feel something fall:

Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When your chillin’ with your daughter

and you feel the poopoo water:

Diarrhea, diarhea.

When you're fecally obsessed

and it splatters on your chest:

Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When you’re driving in your Ford

and corn fills up your cords:

Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When you’re in a Pontiac

and brown comes down your crack:

Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When you’re sitting in your Chevy

and you feel something heavy:

Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When you’re in a corvette

and you feel something wet:

Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When you’re driving in a race

and it flies up on your face:

Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When you’re driving down the road

and you’re butt tries to explode:

Diarrhea, diarrhea.

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chick magnet

A guy who can draw ladies right to him.

My brother Thomas is a big chick magnet!

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sonic rainboom

When your banging your partner and then soon you start shoving your penis into her anus, and you try to shove it until it touches her sphincter, and then after minutes of shoving, you cum a painful stream into her anus. Named after the aerial stunt from MLP: FiM.

Last night, dude, I started giving your mother the sonic rainboom and she was like, "OWWW!!! STOP IT!!!!".

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all-nighter

The best thing ever! You drink energy drinks, play video games, go outside, surf the web, watch TV, and other things! It's fun with a friend.

2: Do you wanna pull an all-nighter with me?
1: I can't. My person will let me stay up to 12:00 in the morning.
2: Awww, okay. (walks home)

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stickwilly

What your grandmother on your dad's side may call a penis.

Me whenever I use her restroom:
Grandmother: Remember to shake your stickwilly after you use the restroom!

wet dream

One of the most unpleasant things in the world. You cum in your sleep unexpectedly, and when you wake up, the sweet juice has already dried onto your panties and made your underwear really dirty.

*finds a wet dream on underwear* Really?!

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