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pedobyte

the measurement of space on a computer's harddrive used for downloaded child porn.

pedophile 1: I have over 200 pedobytes of cp on my macbook!
pedophile 2: I have over 500 pedobytes of cp on my ipad!
(FBI shows up)

by A WHITE GUY February 19, 2014

74πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


sex offender

your next door neighbor.

he gives kids free candy out of the back of his windowless van and asks them what their mom is wearing today and when their dad is coming home from work. the sex offender may also be seen hiding in a tree with a pair of binoculars and a camcorder.

by A WHITE GUY February 19, 2014

282πŸ‘ 49πŸ‘Ž


Fagazine

Any man caught reading any of the magazines listed below will be considered a homo.

Better homes and garden
Cosmopolitan
People magazine
Entertainment Weekly
or any gay porn mag.

I'm living in my car because the other day I came came home from work early and caught my roommate on my couch putting a buttplug in his ass while he was pounding off to a fagazine, and there was dookie and jizz everywhere. I'm never going back there again.

by A WHITE GUY April 27, 2014

34πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Covidcaine

Cocaine that was snorted off a surface infected with corona virus

Covidcaine is a hell of a drug/virus!!!

by A WHITE GUY April 16, 2020


Cleveland Swirlie

Taking a mean shit in the toilet right before giving someone a swirlie.

Lets give those nerds some cleveland swirlies.

by A WHITE GUY July 2, 2014


White Trash

White trash doesn't just apply to low income hillbilly families who live in a trailer park, white trash can be found in any neighborhood of any social class. Some perfect examples of white trash are:

Having broken appliances, plumbing fixtures, and/or stripped cars on their front lawn.

Someone who lives in squalor, has garbage piling up all over their house and feces caked into the carpet while having 14 neglected incest kids with adhd running amok.

Being 14 and pregnant and if the kid comes out white, all the possible fathers are related to her.

Has a meth lab and/or meth addiction.

Someone who collects welfare or disability even though the individual is perfectly able bodied.

Someone who is missing most of their teeth before the age of 20 (due to lack of oral hygene, getting into drunken fights, and/or meth use.)

The watchers of and the guests on Jerry Springer, Maury, Steve Wilkos, Dr.Phil, and Judge Judy.

The watchers of American Idol, Dancing With the Stars, Mike and Molly, The big bang theory, 2 and a half men, NASCAR, Keeping up with the Kardashians, The Real housewives of anything, AFV reruns, and Cops also fall into this category.

If you are blood related to your biological parents in more than 1 way, making the "family tree" into the "family stump".

Somebody who has been on Cops.

Miley Cyrus.

Hippies , rednecks, backwoods hicks, emo kids, wiggers, juggalos, hipsters, gamers, and metal heads are other forms of white trash and they usually come from families with white trash backgrounds.

Not everyone who lives in a trailer park is white trash, it is found everywhere. In fact, you can even find white trash living in gated communities. Being white trash is how a person acts and/or what conditions they have themselves living in.

by A WHITE GUY April 27, 2015

73πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


Titty Pocket

The little pocket located at your chest area, which can be found on many kinds of shirts, and many different jackets. Much safer for your items than pants pockets.

This word can also be used when you're in line at the Walmart and you get stuck behind that fat nasty skank with 4 unruly kids and a cart full of generic poptarts, ramen, and frozen pizzas. She's either wearing dirty pjs, or baggy sweatpants that have "Juicy" printed on the back. She then pays with money that she had stored in her bra, between her nasty, sweaty, saggy cow tits.

I got some joints stored in my titty pocket, let's get stoned and go for a hike in the woods.

I was at Wallyworld yesterday, and I got stuck behind some gross fat skank and her little brats who look like they all have different fathers. She paid for her junk food with cash that she had stored in her titty pocket. The cashier reluctantly reached for the sweaty money, and immediately bathed herself in purell after she finished checking out.

by A WHITE GUY November 18, 2017

36πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž