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KFC double down sandwich. (aka the double death sandwich)
It consists of 2 fried chicken breasts (used instead of a traditional bun), 2 slices of bacon, and a slice of cheese with some kind of sauce.
You can't call it a heart attack on a bun because it doesn't even have a bun. You could probably only find it in america.
American fat fuck1:Hey phil, you down to eat a shitload of death sandwiches from kfc?
American fat fuck2:Hell yeah Randy, I'm not only down, I'm double down. and while we're there, we'll order some large sodas and see if they can fill the cups with gravy.
American fat fuck1:Oh shit, I forgot that we're too fat to even walk up to the drive thru window.
American fat fuck2:awwwww man, I only had 47 heart attacks this year.
American fat fuck1: We better smoke some crack to drop some weight so we can actually fit inside of kfc.
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An individual (typically sheltered white suburban kids from upper middle class families) who feels that they need to follow all the latest trends and fads religiously, and pretend to be someone they're not in order to be accepted by others, making themselves look like complete idiots. Similar to sheeple.
Tool: "I was camping outside the apple store the night before the latest Iphone release, and my man-bun fell out, so I had to put on my fedora #badhairday"
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Step 1) Fill enema bag with vodka or gin.
Step 2) Fill your sexual partner's anus with liquor enema, then sodomize him/her on an unbalanced wahsing machine.
Step 3) Hold martini glasses under partner's anus until they're completely filled with the shitty alcoholic liquid
Step 4) Stab some turd nuggets with some toothpicks, voila.
A shartini would most likely be served at a scat party.
A landlord who tries to maximize profits by not maintaining properties until threats of condemnation and charges more than the property's worth.
They usually own a-LOT of properties and those properties usually are in the ghetto while they are living in gated communities and mansions.
They don't care who they rent to or what the condition of the properties are in, just as long as they get rent money.
They will rent to the biggest pieces of shit on earth such as violent sex offenders, crack heads, jailbirds, white trash, alkys, junkies, thieves, gangbangers, or just plain assholes.
Usually only accept rent in cash to avoid taxes, may have a history of tax evasion charges, and serve alot of evictions.
When something goes wrong with the house due to neglect, the slumlord usually blames the tenants and raises the rent because he had to fix it.
Most slumlords do not give background checks or charge security deposits. However, if they do give a background check and you have a criminal history, no problem! They will let you move right in. And if they do charge security deposits, they will keep it and say ("you damaged the property more than the security deposit is worth, but i'm going to be nice not take you to court") just to psyche you out of suing him.
My house is falling apart, full of mold, mildew, rats and cockroaches and the roof is leaking. There is exposed wiring, broken windows, gaping holes in walls, lead paint peeling from the woodwork, and crack heads living upstairs. In the basement, there is a sewage leak and missing or broken structural beams AND THE LANDLORD AINT DOING SHIT ABOUT ANY OF THAT!!! He even rented out the downstairs apartment knowingly to a child molester fresh out of prison knowing I have 3 young children living with me. Then after I finally moved out, he had the balls to withhold my security deposit and take me to court saying i destroyed the apartment (eventhough i left it in better condition than when i moved in) and said that I didn't pay rent for 3 months. What a slumlord!
The building is now condemned and boarded up HA HA HA.
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A nick name black guys give their only white friend.
A racist term towards white people (eventhough nobody really gets offended by it).
Oldskool stoner slang for when taking too many hits in a short amount of time, then feeling nauzeated and breaking out in a cold sweat then turning pale (varies from seconds to hours).
The dog from crayon shin chen.
The old midget with 2 different sized feet on adam sandlers eight crazy nights.
Yo nigga, dis a muddafuckin' chocolate fest up in dis bitch, hit up whitey.
Why do whitey gotta bring me down dawg.
Duuude, put that out for a minute, I'm having a whitey.
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Unoriginal, boring, clichΓΒ©, not funny, un-entertaining, shitty, annoying, over done, and over used.
Things such as tramp stamps, chinese symbol tattoos, barbed wire tattoos, tribal tattoos, dog tags, upside down visor caps, white wife-beaters, plaid cargo shorts, ford mustangs, crappy tasting energy drinks (such as monster, nos, or red bull), use of E-cigs and vapes, binge drinking crappy light beer, saying "YOLO", and tricking out your 94 honda civic after seeing "fast and the furious" are among things associated with lame people who don't have minds of their own.
Examples of lame people are:
people who are pretentious and superficial, people who take selfies (especially ones who use the duck face), people who use hashtags, people who do whatever it takes to impress people they don't even like, people who play video games all day, people who are drunk/high all the time, people who are always on facebook or other equally lame social media shitsites, people who try to race everyone at the stoplight with their honda civics and newer model ford mustangs with no engine modifications, people who put subwoofers in their car and blast shitty overrated entertainment rap such as lil' wayne or drake, people who wear fedoras and skinny pants with nerd glasses, people who put hoops in their stretched out earlobes, and people who say YOLO!
Places like night clubs, sushi restaurants, coffee shops, whole foods, Los Angeles, and on instagram or facebook is where you would most likely find these kinds of people.
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An old crappy run down trailer park where you will most likely find the crystal meth very easily.
(BOOM!!!) Hey bob, did you hear that?
Yeah, there must have been another meth lab explosion in the metal ghetto.
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