Hippie haircut

When you set your hair on fire, or at least singe it, while trying to light the bong. Especially bad if you’re a long haired greasy hippie, you’ll end up looking like ghost rider. That’s why you should get a haircut you god damn hippies.

They’ve been telling Hippie Steve to get a haircut, or at least take a shower for years now, but he didn’t listen. Then one day while trying to enjoy the marijuanas, unwashed for days and extremely greasy, his hair went up faster than nascar. That was the most brutal hippie haircut in the history of stonerhood. RIP Hippie Steve.

Wooden Birds

An abundance of clothes pins on an empty clothes line, resembling birds on a power line.

Hand me one of those wooden birds so I can close up that bag of chips.

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Flappy Bird

A floppy penis.
It is also a shitty game that sucks ass and people commited suicide over it. The guy that came up with the game "flappy bird" was probably obsessed with big floppy penises.

Last night, I slapped your mom across the face with my flappy bird and she loved it.

This game flappy bird is pissing me off. i'm going to kill my self.

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Redneck pizza

Roadkill that has been run over so many times that it’s just a scattered pile of blood and guts that’s almost completely flat, resembling a pizza.

To eat the redneck pizza, just slap it on the engine block of yer truck until it congeals, cut it into 8 slices with yer buck knife, take a big ol’ hit off yer meth pipe, then enjoy with yer friends Bubba and Jim-Bob. Best served with pabst blue ribbon or some other piss beer.

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Sextacy

Extacy laced with viagra. Often given out at rave parties attended by old people.

Warning: Sextacy may cause explosive ejaculation, temporary gayness, everything in site to become a sex object, repressed memories of making basement movies with your uncle as a kid to become unrepressed, or even death.

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mini bike

a small motorized bicycle that is very fun to ride no matter how old you are.

not the same as pocket bikes.

being related to the go-kart, it usually has a horizontal shaft lawnmower, tiller, snowblower engine made by briggs and stratton or tecumseh and is driven by a centrifugal clutch or comet torque converter.

way more fun than any full sized motor cycles or atv's.

not meant for little kids.

not meant for taking off any sweet jumps.

mini bikes are the one thing next to marijuana that should be legalized for use on bike trails.

they go great with marijuana too btw.

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