cryptomanure

A synonym for NFTs.

Crypto bro: Hey dude! Look at all my cool NFTs.

Normal person: Lolz you just bought a bunch of cryptomanure.

Putin

A vain, incompetent kleptocrat especially one who uses intimidation and murder to silence their opposition while distracting their constituents from domestic mismanagement and corruption with illegal wars of aggression.

HOA member 1: Hey are you going to vote for Karen for reelection as HOA president?

HOA member 2: Yeah. I'd vote against her but she's become a real Putin over the last term and I really don't want my gazebo burning down again.