CONFIRMED BACHELOR

i am a confirmed bachelor (though not gay) as one might think-however what could be classed as alternative type.

geeza: come on mate lets eye up some skirt down yates.
confirmed bachelor: no thank you im not reall intereseted in chav tarts, frankly i prefer the cock tail bar.
geeza: what? are you a poof?
confirmed bachelor: no im just a confirmed bachelor out for a cock tail.

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