cookies

cookies is a portion of food from God, eat one and live heaven
if you are scared of a monster under your bed, or in your closet eat 1 cookie and you will live.

Child: mommy there is a monster under my bed.
Mom: here kid eat a cookie.
in the market buy cookies

Hoorvash

A smart ass. She is always kind. She gets really weird sometimes. she usually has a crush on midgets.

Hoorvash is Smart