a bitch in heat

A woman who is experiencing menopause, causing her to be very moody.

Man: Hello.
Woman: SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!
Man: Damn, you're a bitch in heat.

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Newton’s 4th Law

One of Newtons laws stating it’s impossible to eva see two pretty best friends, it is always one one of em gotta b ugly

@ Jayrscotty: I ain’t neva see two pretty best friends. 1 always gotta be ugly🥘👄🥘.

Person B: obviously that’s Newton’s 4th Law of course