CAMD

CAMD stands for Canine Anatomical Moderation Disorder. It is a horrible condition that allows the effected to see the faults in the structure of certain breeds of Pedigree dogs. Breeds include, but are not limited to; German Shepherd Dogs. CAMD is often mistaken for being an Animal Rights Activist.

CAMD Sufferer: Your GSD's structure is awful. It's back is exaggerated and it's metatarsus is on the floor, it has dead tail too.
GSD owner: Omg, you AR! Stop attacking me. My dog is 100% fine, it's how the breed is MEANT to be.