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Denwa

More widely known as 'Dennis' or 'Hans'.

A hot German guy that everyone (yes...EVERYONE!) wants to engage in sexual acts with. He has the face of an angel, a body that rivals Arnold Swarzenhoweveryouspellit's during his prime, and a magical golden flute (which he plays to make everyone across the land jolly).

"Oh My God! It's Dennis/Denwa/Hans! The guy I want to have sex with!"

Dennis: "Hey ladies. You all seem to be feeling blue, so i've got something in my pants that will make you all feel better..." *whips out magical golden flute*

"Damn! Did you check out Dennis's pectoralis majors and gluteus maximus?"

by A friend of a friend's dog's orignal owner's cousin's brother who has been in the presence of Eric. March 23, 2005

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G-Lo

A male who is said to be retarded because he is often seen cleaning windows by licking them. He also has a sister that's very hot, and widely desired...especially by Tristan.

"G-Lo is retarded, but his sister is mighty fine and I want to bang her".

by A friend of a friend's dog's orignal owner's cousin's brother who has been in the presence of Eric. March 2, 2005

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