Oregon

1.A state above California, pronouced Ora-gin.

2.You can tell natives and vistors by the way they talk about Oregon.

Vistors: Look at those beautiful trees! WHATS THAT FALLING FROM THE SKY?? Snowboarding, how great is this?! BEACHS, this place has freaking everything! I wish I could live in this beautiful green state! CALIFORNIAS below it! AWSOME!

Natives: Fucking rain, I haven't seen the sun since last fucking year. Fucking snowboarding, you were cool the first time but it fucking snows everother day and who wants to drive three fucking hours to a mountain. Motherfucking beachs! Your always one degrees above freezing you fucking tease. Fuck you Oregon, theres nothing to fucking do here unless you like to fucking watch trees grow or swim in motherfucking freezing beaches, all we got is fucking shitty weed. Fuck Califuckingfornia, even if were a fucking boring state at least our states beautiful and us girls arnt whores with herpes.

Visitor: I love Oregon it's so at peace with nature!
Native: Fuck. Oregon. Try "being at peace with nature'' your whole fucking life, my life dream is to cut down every motherfucking tree I see. That what ''being at peace with nature does to you"

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