Shakespeare

A depressed little shit that wrote about death and fairies and kings. Te man was busted but 11/10 chance your teachers would pay mad money to suck his dick. Proved by science i don't make the rules.

Student:"hey can we study a book in actual fucking English not some Shakespeare?"
English teacher:"no, shut up and keep reading aloud"
Student:"lo, hence thou bequit'd'th'd's o'ous't'd comp'e's't to thoust most vile of thy piments.....

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anime

lol weeb shit that's hella gay

dumb-ass:"I like anime"
an intellectual: " bro that's hella gay"

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clout

you need to look that shit up ten sorry mate you don't have it

"what's clout?"-someone without clout