Friend-o-caust

The event that happens every 2-3 months when you realize you don't like or talk to half of the people you are friends with on Facebook and systematically delete them.

Guy 1: Man I don't even remember adding half of these people

Guy 2: I guess it's time to start a Friend-o-caust

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getting goo in the canoe

When you make love in an improvised setting but yet at the same time secluded.

Steven: Hey man where'd David go?

John: Yeah now that you mention it Jessica is gone too

Jeff: Oh David? He's busy getting goo in the canoe over there

Steven/John: Nice, nice

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