Chris

The hottest motherfucker I’ve ever met. He always has his hair up in a bun. He’s kind of short but it’s fine because his friends are at his same height. All of his friends call him a Reese right. He likes to think he’s so cool because he lives in Obetz.

Hey do you know a guy named Chris
Yeah isn’t he a reese rat
Yep

serio

The anithesis of a ladies man; a true man's man; magically fagalicious

Fuck you serio.