Bink bunk

First you bunk and then you bink. Not in that order 😳.
What if we were to bink bunk together sometime... uhh so bunk is like a name and bink is a naughty thing so you binked bunk behind tescos last night?

Aww jeez Rick.. I- I wanna bink bunk so bad rn sheeesh.
*Burps*

Film flam

A film flam can often be confused with a jim doodle. DONT GET THEM CONFUSED. A jim doodle is bright blue and stinks of piss. Anyways the film flam is most famously know for its role in cats the hit musical. My oh my what a fabulous performance the film flam did. Film flams are a pale green colour and are rather delicious. Dont eat them though they're poisonous. Also if you wasnt sold on the jim doodle being bad I heard that all jim doodles are nazis so yeah...

I wish to fuck that 'film flam' right now.

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Scrumbie

To get good scratches

Mike please can I have scrumbie

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Scrumbie

To get good scratches

Mike please can I have scrumbie

mikey boi

The boi that does mikey

Mikey boi is the mikiest boi around

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scrumbulated

A messed up dice.

'Theyre a little scrumbulated' -markipler 2020