Swillaholic

A drunk who can swill down a 16 ounce malt liquor in three gulps.

Did you see the way Noreen swilled down that beer? She acted like she hadn’t a beer in a long time. Try to see if you can bum a beer off her, forget it! She ain’t nothing but a swillaholic!!

Clock Watcher

A person you work with, she is always watching the clock. Obviously, she wants to get the hell outta there, but is a little too obvious!!

Sandy was always clock watcher. She was supposed to be working in the factory, but all she wanted to do to clock watch! She did a shifty job! Ended up getting fired ...

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Shim

When you Meet someone and cannot determine whether the person is a male or female, refer to the person as “shim.” Combination of him and she.

When I went to talk to the shim about some clothing, I did not know whether to bring shim dungarees or dresses.

Going Lacayo

Like going postal, but this more along the lines of corporate America. Sitting in corporate meetings that make you want to get up and scream or put some hurting on the corporate suits. Lacayo, Incorporated..

'I did not think I could take much more shit at the meeting and came close to going Lacayo!"