Non-white

Not white

1: "I'm non-white."

2:" *gasp*
1: " What?"

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Native-Taught

When you learn a language from a native speaker of said language

Someone: "I only learn languages through apps! How about you?"
Someone else: "I'm native-taught."

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Lie

An excuse Donald Trump uses to turn the country against literally every non-white person

1: "That's a fact Donald Trump is saying!"
2: "No, it's a lie!"

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Audiocognate

When a word from another language sounds, but doesn't look like what it is in English, or vice versa

1: "Парк"
2: "Park"
3: Is that an audiocognate I hear?

Sunning

Mooning at night

1: "Hey dude "
*butt is seen by 2*
2: "Hello! 911, I need the cops! Name is sunning me! "

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Painure

When someone views something as having both pleasure and pain, but with more pain than pleasure

A: "Damn. I got a migraine."
B: Damn bruh, that sucks. But that painure tho."

In your mind

To be in your mind means to be smart, and sane at the same time

Thing: *exists *
1: "I made this. "
2: "Wow! You're really in your mind! "

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