Mates wifeing

The act of going to a company corporate event with a free bar getting really drunk and leaving the event to shag your mates wife.

I cant wait for the kick off event next week! I might even get to do some mates wifeing.

Bodening

The act of installing some equipment in a customers ceiling and using a wheel chair instead of a ladder then falling off in front of the CEO.

every time I go to that site I always get up to some bodening!