December 25

ITS FUCKING KRIMUH BITCH DID YOU THINK ITS FUCKING SLAP YOUR BEST FRIENDS ASS DAY OR SOMETHING YOU STUPID IDIOT

Me: “Yooo Ashlyn guess what day it is!!”
Ashlyn: “Oh yeah it’s December 25, slap your bff ass da-“
Me: “NO YOU STUPID FUCKING BITCH ITS KRIMUH!!”

Why

Don’t say it repeatedly.

“Why?”

“Because it’s law.”
“Why?”
“Because it’s mean.”
“Why?”
“Stfu.”