oh my god! what is that man doing to his anus?

A common reaction to goatse.

Person One: Hey, Person Two, look at this!

Person Two: OH MY GOD! WHAT IS THAT MAN DOING TO HIS ANUS?!

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sarchosis

n. A mental illness which causes the sufferer to be overly and psychotically sarcastic.

Person One: Oh, really? That blue car ISN'T red, you say? Wow, thanks so much for telling me that! Now my life is complete and I can float off to the mystical, happy FAIRYland where hot naked ELVES will DANCE for me, and...

Person Two: Um, dude, I think you might be a bit sarchotic...

Person One: OHH, you think I'm SARCHOTIC! Isn't that GREAT, especially coming from...

(etc...)

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spiftastic

A variation and exaggeration of spiffy.

I had the most spiftastic day when I found that $20 in my coat pocket!

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crappy music

see britney spears

Insert Creative Example Here

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uber

-Also used in some parts of the Goth culture for someone who is a "hardcore" Goth - Like True is to Metal. Often used mockingly for a particular arrogant Goth person.

"You don't have to get al uber just because you own every VNV-Nation CD."

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tounge

How stupid people spell the word "tongue."

Is it really that fucking hard?

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Group X

band that rox. New CD: Stepping on the Crowtch owf your American President.

They say Group X steal the beats, well that bunch of crap.
Why would we ever stop doing that?
'Cuz Puff Daddy do it, except he cannot rap.

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