Spicy Gay

When a lesbian, or male homosexual find the opposite sex attractive, but find's it repulsive to be in a relationship with said sex.

Basically, don't invalidate Homosexuals for feeling attracted to the opposing gender, there is nothing wrong with that. Sexuality is fluid, and theres always no such thing as "spicy gay" or "spicy straight" You're just queer, theres a Q in there for a reason. If you identify as "spicy gay": you 1000000% have parental problems, or internalized homophobia. Accept who you are, whatever that is. Gay, straight, queer, what ever. Just be who you are.

Girl: Hey I'm spicy gay!
Friend: Wtf does that mean...
Girl: It means, I'm a lesbian but Im attracted to men, but would never date one.
Friend: Oh, so your either queer or have major daddy issues... Makes sense.

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Fish Fetish

A sexual attraction to fish, an uncommon fetish. In the Simpsons episode ‘A Fish Called Selma’ it is inferred that Troy Mclure has a fish fetish. Popular fish to form this fetish is Octopus or eel.

“Is it true that Troy Mclure has a fish fish fetish?”
“He does WHAT with the fish?!??”

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