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The act of turning a completely non-romantic situation into a romantic one because the person is desperate to feel as if someone actually loves them back.
"I think that cute cashier was flirting with me."
"Katie, I don't think someone saying have a nice day is considered flirting."
"No, he's definitely flirting with me. He gave me a bag."
"A bag to put your food in. You have severe Flirtatious Desperation."
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A girl who preaches that men should look past her looks and see her personality, but harshly judges men based on their appearances.
Deborah: Ugh, I hate men! All men want these days is a barbie doll with huge boobs and a big ass! They only marry the girls who look like strippers! Why can't a guy just accept me for me and love me the way I am?!
Jane: Well, Haiden likes you. Wanna try dating him?
Deborah: Hell no, he's 5'5 and works as a cashier. If a man's not at least 6'0 tall, he don't deserve me.
Jane: You're a Double-Standard Debbie. It's no wonder you're single.
The male version of a Double-Standard Debbie. A man who believes women should just see he's a 'nice guy' but then hypocritically harshly judges women based on their looks. Funniest part is that this type of guy usually has no intention of changing his appearance or improving himself to get the type of woman he actually wants.
Dave: I'm so tired of women! All they care about are tall guys with six packs!
Ivan: Alright, well, what about Hannah? She told she thinks you're funny.
Dave: Ew, no. I don't wanna date that fat wench.
Ivan: You literally are more out of shape than her.
Dave: I just want a woman who takes care of herself.
Ivan: You're a Double-Standard Declyn. No wonder you're single.
The opposite of Rizz - being completely unable to flirt or throw game. Fizz is referred to a substance that quickly fizzles out or disappears. Like some people's confidence in speaking to their object of attraction.
Carlos: Seriously bro? You think saying "Your hair looks small" is a compliment?
Daniel: I was nervous, you know how I get around Emily!
Carlos: You've got major fizz, bro. We need to work on that.
Simping and defending a very popular e-girl that has a reputation for doing horrible shit online. Basically white knighting women that should burn in hell.
I can't believe Twitch is still twitching for Alinity, dude.
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The transgender version of an incel. They act as though they are entitled to sex or a relationship from people they are attracted to, simply because they're part of a minority that isn't heteronormative. They'll blame the recipient for being transphobic or a horrible person simply because they don't like them. Just like how incels will call women 'whores' for not wanting to date them either.
Trans woman: Hey, I like you. Will you go out with me?
Guy: I'm flattered, but no thanks. I prefer women who were born women, y'know? I'm very sorry. I hope you find someone, though!
Trans woman: Alright, well fuck you then, you transphobic asshole!
Guy: What? How am I being transphobic?
Trans woman: Because you're attracted to women but you won't date me because I'm trans! It's transphobic!
Guy: Okay then. By your logic, it's sexist for a gay man to not wanna date a woman.
Trans woman: You just don't get it!
Guy: I dodged a bullet. You're a Trans-cel.
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Trophyification is a term used to describe the mental state in which a person idolizes someone or something to the point of entitlement (that often escalates to dangerous degrees) within different variations of human interaction. For example, an obsessive fan who thinks they're entitled to a relationship with their favorite celebrity, which leads to them showing off possessive, controlling and stalking behaviors. This can even be used to describe 'nice guy' behavior (a behavior where someone--usually a male--believes they're entitled to sex or a relationship for being a decent person).
I'm tired of all these sasaengs and the trophyification of K-Pop idols. They're just people.