neopets

Neopets is okay for a while, but after a bit you get tired of it and realize how stupid it was of you to spend 16 hours a day trying to change how a 150x150 pixel looks. The games can be fun for killing time, but if you get too carried away with earning neopoints, it takes away the fun.
Sometimes the neopets staff is good, but usually they aren't. I've had an instance where they have been excellent to me. Someone I knew had managed to get into my account and I emailed. After a while, a nice staff member believed me and restored me access to my acount.
The staff seems to be obsessed, however, with freezing and warning. For instance, if you mention any sort of religion you get frozen or warned, even if you just say something like "I don't eat pork, I'm Jewish" or "I'm a Christian."
Overall, neopets can be fun to play, but don't get addicted to it.

"ME NEOPETS ACCOUNT! *sniffle* ISH FROZEN!!!!!!"
"Dude, deal with it. I've been frozen millions of times."
"BUT I LOST MY SPLIT AISHA!!!! WHAAAAAAAAAA!"
"So? I lost my Fire Draik. I got over it."
"WHO CARES ABOUT YOUR STUPID DRAIK, MY POOR AISHA!!!!!"

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canada

Where all the good bands and singers come from. Mostly. And where most good hockey players come from. CANADA ROCKS!

"Wow, this band is good."
"Yeah they're from Canada."
"No wonder."

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braces

It's a normal, calm day until you visit the dentist. They give you the horrible news- you need braces. First you have to put these little things in between your teeth. Then you have to take mold and x-rays and get on these little metal torture devices, hand made by Satan and shipped from hell itself. After two years of them being tightened and getting screamed at by your orthodonist (unless you get a not demon-possessed one), you get them off. "YAY!" you think, until they hand you your retainer, which is a pain to make sure you don't lose it whe you take it off to eat and you have to make sure to wear it or else it won't fit anymore. In short, braces are the worse things I've ever had the displeasure to wear.

"NO! ANYTHING BUT BRACES!"

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deoderant

The greatest invention of mankind.

Yo, whoever invented deoderant was smart cause now I don't stink.

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your face

1. The uglyiest thing in the world

2. A great comeback

"EW today I saw the grossest thing... Know what it was?"
"Yeah, YOUR FACE!!!"

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avril lavigne

Another one of the many people like complaining about, but waste their time since there really are some horrible people out there.

Person 1: "LIKE OMGZZZZZ I H8 AVRIL LAVIGNE!!!!"
Person 2: "Um.. okay. By the way, want to read my essay I wrote on Hitler for school?"
Person 3: "HUH WHOOZ HITLER?!?!?!!?!???????///"

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Christian music

Music that is very inspiring for Christians, most people except it to sound like "Oh praise ye Holy Father... praise ye!" but it really just sounds like most music.

"Most Christian music is pretty good."

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