sus

a phrase used by cringy 10 year olds

guy: does something
10 year old: that is kinda sus

geometry dash

a game where 4 year olds try to beat a game where you jump over spikes and jump on blocks and yeah. and then they get 98% and get so mad that they smash their Ipad.

4yo: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I GOT 98% IN GEOMETRY DASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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1989

The year that nothing happened

Nothing happened in 1989
+999999999999 social credit

1989

The year that nothing happened

I mean it
THERE WAS NO TIANANMEN SQUARE MASSACRE
THERE WAS NO COLLAPSE OF THE BERLIN WALL
THERE WAS NO ENDING OF THE COLD WAR
THERE WAS NO RELEASE OF THE GAME BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

China: nothing happened in 1989

911

This is one of the various dialling numbers for an emergency for ambulances, police and fire department. Usually when they pick up, they ask you for these 3 emergency departments. Then you ask them what happened and they will come over and help.
There are many shows and series on how this all works. I mean, you could go find one ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
The following countries use 911 as their emergency dial number:

USA
Canada
Mexico
Argentina
Bolivia
Ecuador
Peru
Uruguay
Venezuela
Every country in the Caribbean (Except Cuba, Jamaica and Haiti)
Every country in Central America (Except Guatemala and Nicaragua)
Armenia
Liberia
Kenya
Iraq
Jordan
Saudi Arabia
Thailand
Fiji
Marshall Islands
FSM
Palau
Tonga
Tuvalu

Any other country has a different dial number, such as 112, 999 or 000, or 123, or 9999, the list goes on

BTW if you are looking for the time when the 2 towers caught on fire, wrong place.

My friend had an accident, so I called 911

Chad

A country in Africa where all the alpha males live in, BECUASE ITS SUCH A GOOD COUNTRY.

Gigachad: I live in Chad

New Zealand

A small little country in Oceania, its filled with sheep, barefoot people, extreme sports, and barely any black people. Their natives (Maoris) are pretty cool, they got these cool spears, hats, and totem thingy's. They are also obsessed with their neighbour, Australia.

Unfortunately, people always forget to put New Zealand in the world map, dunno why.
Also why did someone in Australia try to sell this country on eBay, no sense at all.

And if you didn't know, Old Zealand is a state in the Netherlands

Guy1: Hey theres this place called New Zealand, wanna go there
Guy2: ya its cool