Sully

A mokena based LOSER who's only aspiration in life is to be as cool as Don. See: Don. He is also quite jealous of Don's ginormouse penis, and fantastic ability to wooo the ladies.

Sully is not as cool as Don.
Sully may know a bunch of stuff, but Don is cooler.
Sully, although number 5 just like don, will never make as much money as don due to his lack of a third testicle.

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