Sandusky, Ohio

A town right by Lake Erie, famous for cheap living and the Cedar Point amusement park. (Six Flags? Pffft!) However, it's not the first thing anyone will think of when you hear Sandusky, thanks to the existence of a certain former football coach, and as a result it is often ignored. Thanks for ruining it for us, pedo.

Jerry Sandusky may be a sick SOB, but Sandusky, Ohio, is actually a decent place to live.

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Arceus

Adjective. Used to describe someone with perceived godlike powers, the ability to change types on a whim, the ability to run a killer Swords Dance set, or all three.

Toddlers all believe they are gods, can turn from delighted to furious in a matter of seconds, and love to play with swords. Every single one is a classic Arceus... their Calm Mind set, however, is not very good.

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epic

A word used in the 2006-2012 era, presumably to describe something as resembling an epic poem (ignoring the fact that most of the users probably didn't know what that was). Today using the word "epic", unless being used to describe scope, and sometimes even then, makes you look horribly dated and trying too hard to be cool, like a 40-year-old who still wears graphic T-shirts. Instead, the new "hip and modern crowd" uses some combination of the words "swag", "#yolo", "cray-cray", and "twerk" in random order as if somebody had jammed a metal rod into the vocabulary part of their brain and replaced it with a Twitter feed, which also explains their spelling.

"Man, that new rollercoaster's so epic. Here's my BlackBerry, go take a picture while I'm on it."

"Dude. You twerkin' with me? Epic is like, five years old now. So un-yolo. You just lost your swagalicious badge."

"But we're best friends!"

"Nuh-uh-uh, not anymore. *rips off badge* I am so putting this on Instagram so everybody can see the time that you lost your swag badge and peed your pants, 'cause I know that those weren't yellow when you bought them."

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