Mikhailbozo

Is when someone or thing is really dumb

"that man is a mikhailbozo" "Your a mikhailbozo"

Mikhail's law

Mikhail's law is when you get rejected and move on to a new woman. It is also when you get dumped you date someone new the next day. This law is not usually effect boys named Mikhail but was named because a boy named Mikhail Mawlynnong, Meghalaya who was rejected many times and was picked up by a unknown white man visiting the small town when he heard some girls talking about Mikhail.

"It must be Mikhail's law" said the friend.
"You got Mikhail's law my friend"