James

James is the type of guy that will show up to a major event wearing ripped jeans that sag from behind, a bulge
from the front which indicates he has swollen testicles from playing Nutsucker, a T Shirt with yellow grog stains,
untidy hair, unshaven and regurgitating the left over food he ate in the morning and still manage to steal the
limelight. No matter what he wears and how bad he smells, he'll always manage to be the centre of attention.
Women flock to him and girls want to play with him, his a legend in his own right and all the men hate him
because he can steal their girls from under their nose and their clueless.

James reminds me of Mr. Big from Sex and the City.

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