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Flash Light

A case for Holding Dead Batteries

My tv remote batteries are dead!
Just put them in the Flash Light

by A wee british laddy March 5, 2019


Moosterbating

When a cow masterbates

Oh my god! look over there! That cow is Moosterbating

by A wee british laddy March 28, 2019

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Laziness

The overwhelming ambition to live a quiet life.

Johnny, your so lazy!
No mum, I have an overwhelming ambition to live a quiet life.

Laziness

by A wee british laddy March 6, 2019


Health class

A torture chamber where a torture master (AKA teacher) tries to give you the worst existential crisis possible and trick you into a threesome with your friends.

torture master: all right class, today i need you all to get into groups of three.
That is what goes on in a Health class

by A wee british laddy February 27, 2019


Faggot

A lady maggot

Ew a found a maggot!
No Susie its a Faggot

by A wee british laddy March 5, 2019