fartbox

A box is a vagina. A queef is a vaginal fart. Therefore, a fartbox is another term for the vagina.

He made me queef harmonious toons out of my fartbox.

The pressurization built up while commencing the downward dog pose, caused the woman in front of me at yoga class to release a deafening queef from her fartbox.

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Dick-dazzeled

Dick-dazzeled is is what happens when one passes out and their girlfriend pastes plastic jewels to either one or all of the following male sex organs:
penis-shaft, penis-head, penis-hole, testicles, or the taint.

The friction created from the plastic jewels, I was dick-dazzeled with, caused my bitch to bleed all over the back of my el-camino.

I noticed the hoe in front of me at yoga class had blood dripping from her vagina-dentata area, but further research concluded her man roughly used his dick-dazzeled junk to rip the skin off of the inner lining of her uterus.

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