slurce

When you get mad at someone (typically a partner) and instinctively start stabbing them while screaming curse words at them (hence the name).

"Dude I'm in some deep shit, I accidentally slurced my girlfriend! You gotta bail me out bro!"

"My uncle slurced my aunt in front of me when I was a little boy."

stroyed

The opposite of 'destroyed' - uplifted, built, solid, secure, completed, good, awesome, etc. A riff on funny terms from the 80's such as 'tubular', 'bodacious', etc.

"Mart, I finally got the PS5, I'm feeling stroyed right now!"

"My new mansion has finally been stroyed."

"You ready to get to stroying the set for this play?"

mavav

Clever hoax, part of a project by college student David Yoo.

go to mavav.org

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Ashanti

another cheap ass singer

" am i trippin or is her side burns thick like eddie munster?"
"Ashanti's side burns is thicker than mine"

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pontoonmaxxing

When you're trying to confuse someone as much as humanly possible, so much so that it sends them into a completely separate state of mind/consciousness of bafflement.

"I've been pontoonmaxxing my shawty for 4 days now, I've been slipping LSD into her drinks and making her believe she's close to unlocking the ability to communicate with animals"

cheeky edge

The act of subtlely edging in a public environment to where no one will know what you are up to. Typically requires a blanket and some pocket-sized travel lotion and tissues as a failsafe. If suspected, tucking between the cheeks is a last resort.

"John come on, you need to go to your next class, you've been in here at least 5 minutes after class ended!"
"Just hold on a sec man, I'm doing a cheeky edge"

dulk

The expired milk from a corpse, typically human

"Pull up cuh, I got some dulk from the graveyard earlier, it's still ripe!"