nammer

A word usually used to describe a sub 5 ft, skinny, poor grammered, self dyed blond tipped haired, grow op'ing, ill mannered, white beater wearing, street level drug dealing, dirty look giving, fight picking (only in 5:1 ratio with machettes)sandal wearing vietnamese males. Other generalizations include squating, paying for everything in cash and walking around at raves high on their parent funded ecstasy with their shirts off exposing their ba-jillion tatoos. Oh yeah, and half those 16 yr old idiots drivng around like jerks in 80K cars are Nams.

"Nammer" can also be used to describe nammer women by use of the female word after the nammer word eg "nammer chick" or " Nam b**ch". Nammer females have blonde hair, blue contacts, and eye browns shaved off and re-pencilled in. They generally buy anything Pho-sache, Gucci, or Bebe. Other standard clothing of Lulu lemon and Aritzia apply. All these materialistic things , of course are funded by drug dealing boyfriends and home grow op funds. As the only two things that matter to Nammer chicks are attention and money; you will see some nammer chicks cross over and date rich white boys or East Indian thugs. ALL nammer chicks have done the following:

1) Worked at a Pho resturant
2) Dated a customer from a Pho resturant
3) Have gone to a beauty Salon school
4) Have aspirations to one day own her very own Hair and Beauty Salon
5) Claimed to be a model
6) Squated at a rave
7) Asked a complete stranger for a sip of their water at a rave.
7b) Asked a complete stranger for a cap of ecstasy
7c) Have made out with her best friends boyfriend at a rave for a cap of ecstasy
8) Claimed to be half Chinese
8b) Claimed to be Chinese born in Vietnam
8c) Claimed to be half Chinese half French and half Vietnamese (The last time I checked 50% + 50% + 50% = 150%??!?)
9) Claim that they are not like the rest of the nammer chicks because she's from South Vietnam (a.k.a. southern nammer)
10) Slept with a sub 5 foot man strictly because of his car.

With this said, the word nammer has evolved into something more. Today nammer can be used as a verb. See examples below:

He was driving erratically and showed blatant disregard for driving regulations.
"He was driving like a Nammer"

While walking on the street he stepped on some dog Sh*t.
"While walking on the street he nammed himself"

He was just my kinda guy.
" He was a Nam's Nam "

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