When a baby is going through a midlife crisis.
What is that child going through? He's just going through babypause.
Ass crumbs from not wiping properly.
Man my baby was tossing my salad and eating the hell out of my love croutons.
Sexy bra that you bought from Amazon.
Why don't you go put on that Amazonian love sling that I bought you.
When a woman has some bomb ass sex
Man, I'm going to my girls house tonight to get me some of that caviar coochie.