Do The Right Thing

A mythical computer instruction. Whatever is right to do at this point in the program, do that.

A new instruction has been added to the PDP-10 instruction set: Do The Right Thing. Please update your programs. (From a MOTD - Message of the day -- on an MIT ITS system.)

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murphy

When a streetworker collects the lettuce in advance, excuses herself to go to the bathroom, then climbs out the window or otherwise makes a quiet exit leaving the john with a hard-on and out the moola.

I paid that whore two benjamins for a BJ, then she pulled a murphy on me.

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nubbing cheat

the gallows (old UK slang)

Don't do that. It's the nubbing cheat if you get caught.