Rickets

When your feet go inwards

Person: Hey Jack, you have Rickets! HAHAHAHAHA!
Jack: No I don’t.

Igloo

Another word for “cunt”, typically used by people who don’t want to sound rude.

Why did you sleep with my girlfriend?
You’re such an igloo!!

7👍 2👎

Anus

The part of the body that releases poo.

P1: Please can I put my finger in your anus?
P2: Okay, let me know if there’s any poo still in there!

5👍 1👎

Disidrilate

Vaporize or attempt to cook someone as a prank.

Me: I’m going to disidrilate you

Nick: hey Hey HEy HEY!
Me: Sorry, it has to be done
Nick: Fine, but I’ll be sending you an invoice for the damages and you’ll be hearing from my lawyers.
Me: You’re taking it too far, stop bullying me.