Diarrhea

When you're sliding into first
And your pants begin to burst
That's diarrhea, diarrhea

When you're sliding into two
And your pants are filled with goo
That's diarrhea, diarrhea

When you're sliding into third
And you feel a greasy turd
That's diarrhea, diarrhea

When you're sliding into home
And your pants are filled with foam
That's diarrhea, diarrhea

You're getting in a state
cos' you've left it very late
diarrhea diarrhea

It comes out of your bum
like a bullet from a gun
diarrhea diarrhea

runs down your leg
like a scrambled egg
diarrhea diarrhea

It's not very funny
but it's very hot and runny
diarrhea diarrhea

I got diarrhea

Dab

Something I did in class on the teachers desk last year at the last day.

"Hey Jerry lets get a picture of u dabbing on your couch."
"Okay Tom."
Jerry dabs on the couch, all of a sudden his mom comes in and gasps, now Jerry is gonna get spanked

Pervert

Someone who can be gay or a homosexual and is doing innapropiate things in public, can be arrested for.

A man is groping a woman in public, then she points and yells "PERVERT!" Good job Jerry, now people are calling 911 and people are calling you pervert

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