Mark

Mark is a someone who is a dickhead. Although he might claim to be straight this dude will suck a dick like his life depended on it. He an arrogant, self-centered bastard that won’t wear a hand-me-down. He’s so obsessed with impressing others that he’ll even deepen his voice to sound more macho. Just look at the guy from Shark-Tank. Be careful around a Mark because they will backstab you. They probably eat your Chip-Ahoy! That you specifically told them not to eat or cheat with your wife. And he has a small dick.

I just found out my best fiend Mark was banging my wife!

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