Winter Legs

The state of your legs when smothered by pants during winter and having suddenly been exposed to sunlight on the first warm day of Spring or during a formal occassion where a dress is a must. Winter legs can look pasty, scaly, hairy, or ashy.

Lauren: "You should have worn some pants today. Your winter legs are making my eyes bleed!"

Amy: "I know...I haven't shaved in 4 months, but it was so warm outside today that I had to wear shorts."

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