TODILWAGCUGDYVDO

The true name of The Pokémon totodile

Person 1: Yo totodile!!
Person 2: you keep messing up that clearly TODILWAGCUGDYVDO

kick tall people month

During the month of November, you may kick any tall person, 5’6 or over, as much as you want whenever you want. Get your revengeeee!!
Hey! It’s kick tall people month! Let’s go kick some people

Person 1: hey guess what
Person 2 (over 5’6): what?
Person 1: it’s kick tall people month
Person 2: wait what no pls
Person 1: *kicks in the balls*
Person 2: AAAAA

DDRATSYIRNRIWBRNTI

The true name of The Pokémon dratini

Person 1: Omg it’s a dratini!
Person 2: Dude you’re so dumb that clearly DDRATSYIRNRIWBRNTI

Beeeewkwkwowhoww

The true name of the Pokémon weedle

Person 1: Yo bro what’s that worm Pokémon called?
Person 2: I think it’s Beeeewkwkwowhoww but I’m not sure